YounYoung Charles Hamilton found himself in an intergalactic love affair with Daft Punk. Moments before transmitting it to the galaxy, Thing2 was intercepted by Harlemperer Cam'ron. This, after Thing1 vehemently rejected him (on the surface). A boy of his word, YounYoung Charles continued the transmission feed, heartbroken and with little care about the enjoyment of others. This thrusted him into VillainMode.
Whether by paranormal means of bitterness on behalf of YounYoung Charles or "creative differences", dApU broke up.
...and resurfaced (rather smoothly) as Chloe x Halle.
Still heartbroken and more ruthless than ever before, YounYoung Charles found himself at a crossroads.
Doth one trusteth a duo of whom were consumed by the enthrallment of streetlife? They can and will break his heart again. Not only such, the pair bear beauty so justified by leather jumpsuits and helmets. If he doesn't destroy himself, his desire of them will. Be it carnal or romantic.
Pretty girls render YounYoung Charles... impotent.
Where do you go, past love?
Somewhere far, far away.
Sooncome fa di album ting.
Love always,
-Jr.
-so mote it be